Bob's quest to record his first hole in one is still unfulfilled but his efforts raised over $5000 for charity. As a consolation, Kristi offered to hold his balls. Bob seemed pleased. (isn't that funny).
Tuesday, August 7
My favorite disorder... For those of you who didn't know me as a child, see below. Thankfully, I have undergone 90% recovery.
Separation Anxiety Disorder (309.21)
Symptoms: Inappropriate and excessive anxiety concerning separation from home or from those to whom one is attached, as evidenced by at least 3 of the following:
1. Excessive distress when separation from home occurs or is anticipated - Your clothing becomes soaked with sweat by the time you walk from your front door to your car. Your clothing becomes soaked with sweat by the time you walk from your front door to your car.
2. Persistent and excessive worry about losing, or possible harm befalling major attachment figures - You are reprimanded by your employer for having your mother accompany you on corporate sales calls.
3. Persistent and excessive worry about becoming lost or kidnapped - Your daily wardrobe always includes a Low-Jack homing device and a portable global positioning system.
4. Reluctance or refusal to attend school for fear of separation - You have changed your major eleven times depending on where specific classes are being held and who else will be attending.
5. Excessive fear about being alone or separated from your major attachment figures - You now live in a motor home and have compelled your family to travel with you at all times.
6. Reluctance to go to sleep without being near major attachment figures - Your entire family now sleeps in one gigantic bed in the same room.
7. Repeated nightmares about being separated - You wake up to discover that in your sleep you have tied your blankets around the ankles of your spouse.
8. Repeated complaints about physical symptoms when separation occurs or is anticipated - You vomit whenever you hear the word "goodbye."
Separation Anxiety Disorder (309.21)
Symptoms: Inappropriate and excessive anxiety concerning separation from home or from those to whom one is attached, as evidenced by at least 3 of the following:
1. Excessive distress when separation from home occurs or is anticipated - Your clothing becomes soaked with sweat by the time you walk from your front door to your car. Your clothing becomes soaked with sweat by the time you walk from your front door to your car.
2. Persistent and excessive worry about losing, or possible harm befalling major attachment figures - You are reprimanded by your employer for having your mother accompany you on corporate sales calls.
3. Persistent and excessive worry about becoming lost or kidnapped - Your daily wardrobe always includes a Low-Jack homing device and a portable global positioning system.
4. Reluctance or refusal to attend school for fear of separation - You have changed your major eleven times depending on where specific classes are being held and who else will be attending.
5. Excessive fear about being alone or separated from your major attachment figures - You now live in a motor home and have compelled your family to travel with you at all times.
6. Reluctance to go to sleep without being near major attachment figures - Your entire family now sleeps in one gigantic bed in the same room.
7. Repeated nightmares about being separated - You wake up to discover that in your sleep you have tied your blankets around the ankles of your spouse.
8. Repeated complaints about physical symptoms when separation occurs or is anticipated - You vomit whenever you hear the word "goodbye."
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