After a frustrating 10 minutes in front of the mirror this morning, this popped into my head as I drove to work.
You got to sing it.. blues style.. for it to sound good...

I wake up in the morning
wonder what the hell shall I wear
And then I look in the mirror
Take a good long look at my hair

My hair isn't quite falling
I put it up but it won't stay
I'm destined to have yet another
why-do-I-look-like-this-day

I've got the blues
the bad bad bad hair day blues....